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The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Mike Feary, from Bedlington: During the Wear Tyne Derby at the Stadium of Light, a 50p piece was thrown onto the pitch during the match,Sunderland’s board are still trying to decide if it was a missile or a takeover bid. If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Newcastle United jokes is for you. It is important to note as well, that the majority of those singing the songs are just kids, or at the very least, young adults. Suddenly, a member of the public stops him, and says, "I recognise you from somewhere, are you famous?

Read more about the condition New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. A: Well, they had photos of Newcastle United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Newcastle upon Tyne (not to get confused with Newcastle - under - Lyme near Stoke) is a great place, surrounded by glorious countryside and full of the friendliest people in the country. Whenever a group of lads are having a laugh, it is always a case of asking “who is it at the expense of?I think it is better than the tendency to tell tales about people from other countries - keep it in-country.

I might also be angry at the last manager who took us to relegation, who seems to have forgotten that as he pronounces doom and gloom with more ill-placed righteousness than a drunken Vicar on a Sunday night. Every Sunderland supporter knows what a joke the Magpies really are and so do most people up and down the country. My late husband was foreign minister of Nigeria, and on his death he deposited USD15,000,000 in a bank account. He said : ‘I can get in my car in the morning, I can drive all day and at the end of the day I’m still on my land !Dad jokes have become a right of passage over the years, often handed down generation to generation. John Watson, from Cowgate, Newcastle: What’s the difference between Sunderland and a cocktail stick?

Not really knowing what an NUFC supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. Phil McGrath: “A couple of lads were in the park playing football when a Rottweiler jumped up and grabbed one of them by the throat.We also come from an area of the country that struggles with poverty and unemployment, equally feeling the full force of Thatcher’s economic policies, so not difficult to appreciate that it is tongue in cheek and a wind-up, not as though we come from a well-off region.

And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Newcastle United joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. But he came out and, for the first time last night, admitted that the team he “manages” is crap, not good enough, relegation material. Paul the players I have are crap man have you got any training tips I can try, something dead simple’. The Newcastle United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them. We stayed at the Hampton Inn and Suites which is across from the rail station and the tram line from the airport. On his rounds he happened to notice one of the workers placing the top layer of pastry on the plate pies. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers. Geordie was most unhappy at the prospect of a camel, but after a few weeks, in desperation, he went round the back with a pair of stepladders and was intending making love to a camel.

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